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representing you against the version of yourself who said "tomorrow".
seven hours. we've seen the evidence. we're not judging. (we are.)
you've paid for it since march. your trainers have never met the floor.
out-of-hours support for that thing you said in year 9.
everyone. including us. especially us.
the last slide of every post. actually useful. don't tell anyone.
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